Clown around then shut it down
    It's the handclaps and hand-me-downs
    Retro night let's start a fight
    Because Tainted Love just don't sound right

    What's with the 80s
    Why do they torture me
    I wanna prove that we've evolved
    But the door is shut, and it won't revolve
    Won't revolve

    The drums start to rumble as I stumble
    The drums start to rumble as I stumble

    And I don't want to let you down
    Handclaps and hand-me-downs
    And I don't want to let you down
    But I know that I will

    Everyone's on the dance floor
    And it's such a bore I got back for more
    Dancing like a dancing fool
    I feel like I'm back in high school

    So what's with that decade
    Why does it torture me
    I wanna prove that we've evolved
    But the cheap vinyl it still revolves
    Still revolves

    The drums start to rumble as I stumble
    The drums start to rumble as I stumble